By Star Wares
April 1, 2017 (El Cajon )—Congressional members Duncan Hunter and Susan Davis held a press conference today in El Cajon to unveil a new “replicator” technology to be headquartered near Gillespie Field.
“The era of high taxes is over,” Rep. Hunter announced. “What government needs, it can replicate. Now that government only needs to fund payroll for vital services such as the military, I will be introducing a bill to slash taxes by 50%.”
Rep. Davis explained, “Light years ahead of 3-D printer technology, the Vespuccia Replicator is capable of scanning, processing and instantaneously replicating objects ranging from bridge supports to tanks.”